It's Day 2. So far, so good.
Okay, the first day was busy and full and we were practically enjoying ourselves. The quiet is resounding. We looked at the freezer with satisfaction and the larder with joy.
We're set for self-isolation.
As a result, Day 2 was fine. We slept in, we relaxed with coffee and the news, and the paper came as expected. Self-Isolation isn't so bad.
Then came word that toilet paper was being hoarded. I'm not sure of the reason, but I can only think of one thing.
People are mistaking it for food.
via GIPHY
It has to be that, 'cus it's not that kind of bug, folks.
But, just in case, my husband has started a list of supplies we will need when certain people I know give up on the racketeering prices they're asking for toilet paper.
Me, I need nothing.
via GIPHY
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Tuesday, August 12, 2014
Protected by the Warrior
Allow me to do a little bragging!
And allow me to share this story with you!
FOR HONOR'S SAKE
When Clara became a midwife, she vowed to preserve life above all. She'll keep that vow, even if it means defying a Norman baron by hiding a Saxon slave and her child. Yet when the ruthless lord threatens Clara's village—and her life—she's forced to rely on another Norman to keep her safe.
Kenneth D'Entremont is a soldier, one who takes lives instead of healing them. Clara despairs of finding any common ground with him. But when he begins guarding her, she learns to see him in a new light. His care and compassion make her feel safe…even loved. Can she bring herself to put her secrets, and her heart, under the protection of the warrior?
Here is an excerpt from a humorous part in the story. (Where Kenneth has slipped and fallen.)
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Protected by the Warrior |
And allow me to share this story with you!
FOR HONOR'S SAKE
When Clara became a midwife, she vowed to preserve life above all. She'll keep that vow, even if it means defying a Norman baron by hiding a Saxon slave and her child. Yet when the ruthless lord threatens Clara's village—and her life—she's forced to rely on another Norman to keep her safe.
Kenneth D'Entremont is a soldier, one who takes lives instead of healing them. Clara despairs of finding any common ground with him. But when he begins guarding her, she learns to see him in a new light. His care and compassion make her feel safe…even loved. Can she bring herself to put her secrets, and her heart, under the protection of the warrior?
Here is an excerpt from a humorous part in the story. (Where Kenneth has slipped and fallen.)
Clara gasped.
She could see the moon reflected in Kenneth’s eyes, wide between his swift
blinks of stunned shock. She hurried over to him. “Are you all right?”
He groaned as he tested each limb
and found them all working. “Aye. I’m not badly hurt. What was that thing?”
“A cat, I think. At night, they
slip into the village from the keep to prowl.” Then, ensuring that he could see
her intense expression as clearly as possible in the moonlight, she leaned
close and planted her hands on either side of his shoulders. “Since you are
unhurt, allow me to continue our conversation. You may believe you have the
wisdom of God at your disposal, sir, but rest assured, I believe the same. Only
time will tell whose wisdom prevails, but I have the advantage. Only I know
where Rowena is and I plan to keep it that way.”
When she realized her proximity,
she pushed away from him, and watched, ready to help as he stood. “I also have
the advantage of being able to awaken on the morrow without any aches and
pains. But do not worry. I have an excellent tea should you require something
to ease your soreness. And I’d be happy to make it for you.”
With that, she spun and marched into
the hut, going straight through the small main room and into the tiny
bedchamber.
Brindi bounced back onto the
pallet and under the covers. “You should be asleep,” she told the girl sharply.
“You and Kenneth made a lot of
noise. And I can’t sleep without you. You usually come to bed at the same time
I do.”
“You were on your own for a
month, Brindi.” But what she said was true when they were together. In
Colchester, the days were busy, but the nights were quiet, each person still
too concerned with staying out of the Norman soldiers’ ways. Sometimes, though,
after Brindi had fallen asleep, Clara would slip out and visit Rowena. The trip
into the woods was dangerous, but not too far. All she’d had to do was follow a
small stream upward to its bend and step into the thicket a few feet. A small,
man-made warren, probably used to hide a thief at one time, had been Rowena’s
temporary home after the baby was born.
When Clara had discovered that
she was to come to Little Dunmow, she’d moved Rowena to a hut she’d discovered,
deep in the woods that skirted a small, nearly depleted peat bog. `Twas why
Rowena was so reluctant to have a fire there, for sometimes a Saxon would
pilfer the scraps of peat for fuel.
After that moment of silent
thought, Brindi spoke. “Shouldn’t you pray for forgiveness for tripping Kenneth?”
“I did not trip him! A stray cat
darted out of our garden and he slipped on the flagstones.”
“He could have died.”
Clara groaned. “No, he couldn’t
have. People don’t die from falling, unless they are very old.”
“He could have hit his head and
then died. You should have prayed for God to forgive you.”
“He didn’t die. He’s fine and
`twas his slippery shoes on the wet stones that caused his fall, not me.”
“You made him jump up. You were
arguing with him.”
“Like you are arguing with me?” Clara
sighed. “I will pray, but sometimes we have to fight for what we believe in.
And you shouldn’t have been listening at the door. Now go to sleep.”
Brindi didn’t answer. Shortly
after, Kenneth entered and prepared the table to be his bed. Clara refused to
surrender to her curiosity and peer through the hearth to see if he was
limping. She’d find out in the morning if his fall had left any ill effects.
Still, Brindi was right about one
thing. She should pray for forgiveness. For she surely had lost her temper with
the man and hadn’t really felt sorry for his fall.
Lord, forgive me. Keep Rowena
safe. Help me find the best place for her
and the babe.
She huddled deeper into the
bedclothes. But Kenneth’s occasional groans were too much for her curiosity.
She twisted about and peered over the dying fire.
He was limping.
And rubbing his head. Clara bit her lip. She should check him out. Her aunt had
told her of one old man who’d fallen and cracked his head open, only to die in
his sleep.
She should check his head and see
if he had any broken bones.
She sat up, and Brindi opened her
eyes.
“Get to sleep, Brindi.”
“Are you going to see if his
brains are falling out?” the girl whispered.
“I’m sure his brains are fine. I
will check him for broken bones. But if you don’t get to sleep right now, I
will have you doing all the chores tomorrow.”
With that threat, Brindi flopped
over on her side and fell silent. Clara pulled on her cyrtel and hastily tied
up the belt and neck. Kenneth had already seen her hair, so her spare wimple
wasn’t necessary. She shoved back the curtain and stepped into the light of the
main room. “Let me see your head.”
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Monday, September 24, 2012
ALL FOR A GOOD CAUSE - available in all formats!
My romantic comedy, ALL FOR A GOOD CAUSE, is now available in every format you can think of. The only think I haven't done is scrawled it out in crayon.
As it filters down to the various sites like Kobo, Apple, and Barnes&Noble, why not take a look at it here
With the 'fun' put back in fundraiser and relatives firmly entrenched
where they think they should be (in her personal life), Janet Jemseg
struggles to stay sane at a local charity function. And it becomes all
the harder when hunky philanthropist, Devin Kidder, suggests the
unthinkable -- a wedding. To him.
Her quiet summer just went south. But it's all for a good cause, they say.
Her quiet summer just went south. But it's all for a good cause, they say.
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